Exit Rambo
There is definitely something strange going on with tonight's schedules.
This time last week, ATV were blasting trailers for the upcoming Monday night Rambo season, which was supposed to start tonight with First Blood, the original Rambo movie.
As of Saturday, it appears Rambo hasn't quite been able to fight his way on to our screens after all.
Instead we are offered Arizona Dream (World, 9.32pm), an oddball Johnny Depp movie (are there any other kind?) about a dreamy kid summoned to help his sleazy uncle (Jerry Lewis) run a used-car business.
TVB have no cause to look smug however. Cape Fear (Pearl, 9.32pm ) only appeared on its schedules on Friday. Before that we were all looking forward to something called Cold-blooded, starring Jason Priestly (Brandon from Beverly Hills 90210 ) as a dreamy kid, sent to learn how to be a hitman.
Why all these last-minute changes? There are all kinds of possible scenarios, but the most likely one is probably something to do with advertising. TV stations like to get one advertiser to support every ad break in a programme. There is a certain up-market shopping mall that attaches itself to a certain medical drama every Tuesday, for example, or a water supplier who likes to be connected with documentaries on Fridays.