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Dusting off all that paranoia about Durban

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IF ever there were a city in urgent need of psychoanalysis, then Durban must surely be it. For there can be no other city in the world so generously blessed in terms of physical and man-made attractions and yet so determinedly self-deprecating.

''You really ought to get down to Cape Town,'' advised a local within hours of our arrival in South Africa's ''Holiday City''. ''That's where it's really happening''.

A good-humoured shrug of the shoulders and a token murmur of agreement later, that most puzzling of advice was easily shrugged off.

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Then it happened again: ''I wouldn't spend that long here if I were you. Get up to the Kruger National Park,'' went the sagacious words of a waiter minutes later.

And on it went: Cape Town, Kruger, even sad, cowering Johannesburg - all came with commendations from Durbanites over the next days. Anywhere, they advised with hearty, back-thumping South African candour, but Durban.

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It would probably take a legion of shrinks to get to the bottom of it, and even then one has to wonder whether the collective paranoia of this most puzzling of cities could ever be properly unravelled.

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