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Strung out over the G-factor

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Lai See has located Hong Kong's corporate G spot.

It's on Icered.com. That's where you'll find execs locked in heated debate on the subject of 'G-strings'.

Some guy with the pseudonym 'Creatineninja' appears to be doing his doctoral thesis on the subject.

Here are a couple of his G-string thoughts: 'If you have enough sense to wear a G-string, please make sure it is appropriate for the colour you are wearing (i.e. If you are wearing a white dress, don't wear a black G-string)' 'And yes, men are indeed turned on by them. Witness the opening scene of Friends Thanksgiving episode season five - Joey's brief discussion of the thong.' Dazzled by this display of expertise, a woman logged on to consult with him.

'I think wearing a G-string is indeed sexier,' she said. 'But it's quite uncomfortable. Any tips?' Our hero then offers up some technical analysis.

'Based on discussions I have had with women, it is a matter of finding the right patch to string ratio.

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