Get yer balconies out for the lads. Corrr, look at the rendering on that. Niiiice, tiling.
No, we did not put our misogynist's hat on this morning. Instead we've been checking out international property consultant FPDSavills' latest newspaper ad. The advertisement promoted the latest residential development and investment opportunities in London.
Alongside the usual boring old pictures of buildings is one of a young lady, who appears to come from the Erin Brockovich school of push-up bras.
The picture is promoting the Artilleries development which boasts, ahem, superb balconies.
Intrigued, Lai See sought out the company's Web site, purely in the interests of professional journalism you understand. A very flash Web site tells us of the apartment's ravishing advantages, heavenly private car parking, and stunning design.
Potential purchasers are taken on a journey through the flat's more prominent features.