Hell road paved with gazumptions
Someone in the Department of Justice needs to expand his or her vocabulary, and specifically needs to understand the meaning of the verb gazump.
Gazump is when you agree on a price with the seller of a flat you want and a few days later he tells you the deal is off because someone offered him more.
'What happened?' says a friend when you tell the sorry tale.
'I got gazumped,' you reply.
It works the other way too. You sell your flat, compliment yourself on how much money you made, forgetting that a bird in the hand is worth two in the bush, and then find that the buyer is not answering his telephone when you want him to complete the deal.
It is in this version that the tale has played at its worst since 1997. What used to be small local clusters of shops in many residential districts have in recent years all been occupied by look-alike estate agents. Sharks are fat little carp in comparison to some of these people when they are on the prowl.