Today, junk mail. In the good old days, junk mail came by post. Cellophane-wrapped catalogues offering the latest in abdominal exercisers and the definitive Star Trek badge collection. Advances in technology brought the junk fax. Unfortunately for the junk sender, not everyone had a fax. So you were still guaranteed cellophane-wrapped catalogues landing on your welcome mat. In today's high-technology era it's junk e-mails. And everyone has an e-mail address. Lai See has to get into the office at six every morning in order to empty his inbox of rubbish before lunch. Most of the time we don't read the stuff unless it's something about losing weight, or saving hair. So yes, we do spend a lot of time reading junk e-mails. But why should we have all the fun? That is why we trawled through our junk mail for the past 12 months to bring you the highs, and lows, of junk e-mail. The Nuisance: Stop snoring! We have good news for snorers and people who have to listen to them. SNORENZ helps reduce snoring noise - simply, naturally and effectively. The Cynic: Dear Friend and Future Millionaire. My name is Mitchell. My wife, Jody and I live in Chicago. I am an accountant with a major United States' corporation and I make pretty good money. When I received this programme I grumbled to Jody about receiving 'junk mail'. Jody totally ignored me and few days later she jumped in with both feet. Within three weeks she had received 50 responses. Within the next 45 days she had received a total US$147,200, all cash! I was shocked. I have joined Jody in her 'hobby'. Mitchell Wolf MD, Chicago, Illinois. The Private Eye: Discover how to get your hands on absolutely any information - please click here for more info. The Winner: You Have Won The First Round! Claim Your Entry Now! Collect The Prize Of The Week! Click Here To Collect! The Impossible: You are kindly invited to visit our site dedicated to the immortal Hindu erotic classic Kama Sutra. For the first time ever on the Internet, you have a choice of plain text and illustrated editions plus a special bold compilation based on Kama Sutra, all accessible through our site. The Diet: I've Lost So Many inches I'm almost embarrassed to say! I've dropped a tremendous amount of fat and 'toned up real nice', says my husband George! I've Lost 60 pounds of fat all in my first six months! I'm kicking myself in the butt for it. My energy is through the roof! But even better than that, the intimacy in my marriage has improved tremendously. (I wasn't feeling very sexy before). Now, after losing several inches of blubber, we're just like newlyweds! God Bless, Mary Kennedy. The Girls: Instantly attract more women! Imagine a natural aphrodisiac that is proven to attract women. Androstenone Pheromone Concentrate is just that. Women subconsciously detect this product and they are instantly attracted to you! Let me tell you how I basically turned from a nerd into a sex magnet using a new scientific breakthrough called pheromones: I received the bottle and I immediately tried it out. I went out to the mall to visit a friend of mine. I had only sprayed myself once with the pheromones and the first girl I came into contact with gave me way more attention than I had ever received. I thought it was probably just a fluke. But it wasn't, that whole day girls were checking me out and giving me looks. I felt like a stud!! The Culprit: You want to make some money? I can put you in touch with over 200 million people at virtually no cost. Can you make one US cent from each of these names? If you can you have a profit of over US$2 million. That's right, I have over 200 million fresh e-mail addresses for only US$149. These are fresh addresses including almost every person on the Internet today, with no duplication.