WE'VE just had a sniff at a story that would have Coco turning in her scented grave: a tale of suspicion and revenge that reveals Chanel No 5 to be the potential murder weapon of the decade. The story goes that a long-time employee at a local publication resigned recently, unhappy at the arrival of a new expat boss. A few days later, he was accused of trying to poison the foreign devil by putting perfume into the espresso coffee machine, which only the new boss used. Although our defector denied everything, it was only after lengthy discussions that the alleged victim was convinced not to kick up a stink by calling the police. Five other disgruntled employees apparently had a rethink and slipped their atomisers of Poison quietly back into the desk drawers. But the boss is taking no chances and is rumoured to be ordering out for his morning coffee these days.