You're getting old and achey and there just aren't enough hours in the day to soak up all those sponsorship deals. What's an action hero gonna do? Jackie Chan's solution is to go cartoon. The energetic superstar (above) has revealed he is working with Entertainment Technology Company's creative executive, Yeung Tak-cheong, to create the ultimate accessory: his own animated image. The new omnipotent and immortal Jackie will be used in animated movies, television series, online games and Web-sponsorship deals and will be unveiled in 2004. It is understood the cartoon Jackie will do all its own stunts. We hope they keep the tradition of showing the bloopers at the end of the film.