Shock news has come from L'Oreal's hair Oscars at the Grand Hyatt - Wednesday night's competitive gathering of Hong Kong's elite crimpers and colour artists. 'Ninety per cent of Hong Kong's hairdressers are straight,' observed special guest Kim Robinson (below), who has snipped his way to the top of his profession after more than a decade in Hong Kong. 'I don't know why this should be,' he added, unhelpfully. 'In other countries the equation is reversed. But Hong Kong hairdressing seems to attract an inordinate number of heterosexuals.' Whether he was lamenting or celebrating this observation SAR didn't dare ask.