Lucy lets rip

Bizarre answerphone messages, part two:

Lucy Wastnage, the long-time (yet clearly devoted) fiancee of Shanghai Tang tycoon David Tang Wing-cheung (above with Wastnage), has the following Monty Python ditty on her mobile phone:

'I like Chinese

I like Chinese

They only come up to your knees,

Yet they're always friendly and they're ready to please