Bizarre answerphone messages, part two: Lucy Wastnage, the long-time (yet clearly devoted) fiancee of Shanghai Tang tycoon David Tang Wing-cheung (above with Wastnage), has the following Monty Python ditty on her mobile phone: 'I like Chinese I like Chinese They only come up to your knees, Yet they're always friendly and they're ready to please I like Chinese I like Chinese There's 900 million of them in the world today, You'd better learn to like them, that's what I say.'