You know you've been in Hong Kong too long when . . . you thought the DVD you watched last night was called Get Cartier. Thanks to Wendy Templeton for the above winning entry in this week's 'complete the sentence' competition. Other top efforts include: * the highlight of your TV viewing day is the weather report on Pearl confirming that for the billionth straight day it is going to be misty in Mumbai. (Ed Strohschein) * you look for yourself in Monday's Society page. (Glan Thomas) * you belch loudly and unashamedly after a good restaurant meal. (Frank Au) * you realise there is more than one Bowen Road dog poisoner. (Dorris Chu) * you want to go up in an elevator, but know you have to take the lift down to secure a place. (Laurence Peltier) Wendy Templeton wins a fistful of Pacific Coffee vouchers and a PCCW wireless LAN card for three months of free Internet access. Same prizes next week. Thanks very much to everyone who took part. Send entries to firstname.lastname@example.org .