Enlightened Hong Kong legislators are talking about bringing prostitution out of the shadows. But to where? SAR asked local luminaries to suggest the best site for the city's first taxed and above-board brothel. Crystal Kwok, broadcaster: 'I would build it in Wan Chai - the sleaze is funkier there. And I'd go maximum Suzie Wong. Tourists would love it.' Raimondo Chiodi, maitre d': 'Happy Valley, to catch the gamblers on a roll.' Kathryn Ma, DateAsia.com founder: 'Go with what works - Mongkok and Shamshuipo - but factor in a Web site with pics and pre-booking and, since this is Hong Kong, a privilege card.' Richard Feldman, Lan Kwai Fong Association chairman: 'Call it Fantasyland and stick it out on Lantau. Shanghai will be copying us in no time. Otherwise, Government House - it has a long history of screwing the people.' Paul Hsu, Elite Concepts: 'Cyberport. They're gonna need to fill a lot of space out there. Plus, those nerds need it.'