Mutiny at the mansions

What's a pirate to do when attacked by pirates? A Chungking Mansions shopkeeper who specialises in $20 pirated Bollywood VCDs has a bizarre complaint. Apparently, a rival shop on the ground floor has been buying her best movies only to copy them and sell them for $10.

'It's an outrage,' she told SAR's source. 'It's robbery pure and simple. There must be something I can do.'

She could, of course, contact the Motion Picture Association. But SAR suspects the organisation would just recommend keel-hauling for both of them.