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* Aaron Kwok - frock. (As in, what a lovely Aaron you have on.)

* Jackie Chan - flan. (As in, your Jackie looks tempting, Betty.)

* Nicholas Tse - hair. (As in, what a nice guy, he shaved off his Nicholas for charity.)

* Chow Yun-fat - 'prat'. (As in, 'What a Chow!')

* Fanny Ma - 'bra'. (As in, I'm not wearing a Fanny.)

Send your Canto rhyming slang to sar@ scmp.com. Thanks to Grant Thatcher, editor of the Luxe City Guides, for the above.

AND FOR THE GOOD NEWS:

* Taxi drivers, operating mobile deep freezes, can't complain when you open the windows.

* Shares in RoadShow have plunged. Maybe soon we will be able to travel on public buses without Fancl House ads in our faces.

* Feel free to use your mobile phone in the cinema - you have the place to yourself after all.

* Fresh air in plane cabins.

* Of course you might catch Sars and die. But the odds of winning Mark Six are much better.



CANTO RHYMING SLANG