WITH her denim dress straining to cover a generous 37DD bust, revealing her lacy lingerie, and her face slashed with red lipstick, she could have matched the description of an ''overweight, underdressed, grungy, aggressive gweipoh''.
But pandemonium broke out when Guess? model Anna Nicole Smith pressed the flesh with the adoring Hong Kong public who marvelled at her million-dollar assets as if she were a fertility goddess.
Out of the spotlight and her Guess? gear, and doing the rounds in the same shopping complex, Smith may have encountered those disdaining looks from shop assistants that are flashed at gweipohs brave enough to cross the threshold.
The sort of smugness that says ''that bust will get you nowhere in here - even if it is one size fits all - and, come to think of it, you bear an incredible likeness to Godzilla's mother''.
Yes, that same lack of compassion for the voluptuous figure demonstrated by ''Gweipoh Groan'' who sent a missive to the Sunday Morning Post suggesting a ''visual pollution tax'' be slapped on gweipohs.
''It's the visual pollution and specifically that of the contrast of lithe, well-dressed demure Oriental ladies as against the overweight, underdressed, grungy, aggressive gweipohs.