Cough cough cough cough cough Repeat as necessary Instant holiday! (Vivian Wong) Massage parlours shut No one wants to get too close Business is rubbed out (Billy Bob Basho) In SAR banks The man without a mask on Is the criminal (Rob Rushton) Please send your haikus to firstname.lastname@example.org . The writer of the best entry will win a night at the Island Shangri-La's harbour-view suite plus breakfast for two worth $8,888. Haikus should be three lines - five syllables, seven syllables, five syllables. All readers' haikus are being inputted into our Web site. See them at http://totallyhk.scmp.com/thkarts/index.html Thanks to everyone who sent in a haiku. The competition ends Friday.