HAVE YOU GOT a good imagination when you are buying presents for your friends and family? Do you give present buying a great deal of thought or do you just go to the shops and take the easy option of getting a CD or a book or something to wear?
Some people never know what to buy as pressies and always end up buying something really boring and dull. There is always the excuse that the person you are buying the present for is really fussy and awkward or perhaps he or she has everything already. But these are only excuses for your lack of imagination.
Presents should be original and cool. They should never be unexciting and humdrum. You have never committed the pressie-crime of giving someone a pair of socks, have you? Shame on you if you have.
If you really do have to wrack your brain when it comes to getting that special someone a special gift, your problems are now over. There is the coolest of cool presents on the market. It is fantastic and out of this world and it is guaranteed to please anyone who receives it.
Did you know you can buy your own acre of the moon for the price of three CDs? It sounds fantastic, but it is true. When you have handed over your money, you receive a lunar deed that shows your ownership and gives you the position of your plot. You also get a detailed lunar map so you can see where your property is situated.
It is all above board. The Lunar Constitution and Bill of Rights lays down all your legal rights as a lunar landowner. An official declaration of ownership was filed in America and Russia in 1980 and this put the moon on the market as a valuable piece of real estate.