Where? Beside the turquoise waters of Lago Pehoe in Torres del Paine National Park, Patagonia, Chile. Sounds seriously far-flung. Six hours' drive from Puntas Arenas, the world's southernmost city, Salto Chico is surrounded by fjords, glaciers, icebergs and jagged mountain peaks. Best pack the thermals, then. Absolutely, but don't think for a nanosecond you'll be roughing it: this place is at the bottom of the world for sure, but it's luxed up nonetheless. Tell us more. Built to resemble a swanky cruise liner, the hotel encompasses a 'boathouse' spa with a lap pool heated to tropical temperatures, and 30 spacious rooms arranged cabin-style along two upper decks. Does the nautical theme extend to the decor? The minimalist design is certainly shipshape, but the look is more Swedish style with lots of blond wood, open fires, elliptical lines, panoramic picture windows and bedcovers in cheerful checks. Who goes there? Too remote for your time-pressed celeb, Salto Chico attracts nature enthusiasts keen to explore Patagonia's virgin wilderness. That said, even your most urban barfly will find their inner hiker here. Outdoor activities are clearly numero uno. Indeed, guests can choose from 17 excursions including galloping with gauchos across the Pampo Serrano, searching for pumas around Lake Sarmiento and hiking the surreal Lago Grey peninsula, where chunks of iceberg drift around the shoreline. Parents take note: many excursions are only suitable for children over five. What's the food like? Straightforward and simple: typical dishes include freshly caught salmon, organic vegetables and loads of refreshing Chilean wine. Anything else we should know? The silence at Salto Chico is broken only by the sound of wind and water. The bedrooms are soundproofed against neighbours' snoring/nocturnal shenanigans, and cheesy muzak/early morning Hoover rounds are a no-no. Waterfall room single US$1,742; double US$1,234. Paine Massif room single US$1,858; double US$1,296. Massif room with jacuzzi single US$1,994; double US$1,364. Suites single US$2,812; double US$1,773. All prices are per person for three-night stays. Torres del Paine National Park, Magallanes, Chile. Tel: [56 2] 206 6060; www.explora.com