Fest catfight

On another Twins-related note, Gil and Sa did not appear too perturbed by the prospect of going up against Russian fake-lesbian duo, Tatu, when they all take to the stage at the Harbour Fest. After all, the two groups do seem to cater to wildly divergent markets. But what if we add another ingredient to the sugar and spice mix?

Enter Atomic Kitten (right), the deeply perma-tanned British all-girl pop group fond of navel-baring outfits and skimpy skirts. Organisers have confirmed to CitySeen that all three girl bands will be playing on the evening of October 24. Maybe to pull in all the men they should join up and form the Kittenish Lesbian Twins.