David Ha, 16 What do you have in December that you don't have in any other month? The letter 'D'! What do you call a letter sent up the chimney on Christmas Eve? Black mail! Leo Wong, 15 Three criminals escaped from jail and hid in a warehouse. When came, each of the men hid inside a cat cage, a dog cage and a potato sack. To see if any of them were hiding in the warehouse, the police kicked the cat cage. The cat cage replied: 'Meow.' The police thought htat was fine, so they kicked the dog cage. The dog cage replied: 'Bark.' That was fine also, so the police finally kicked the potato sack. And the potato sack replied ... 'Potato.' Victoria Flavia Chan, 16 The theme for the fancy-dress party was 'Come Dressed as a Movie Title'. One guest worse a halo affixed to a Microsoft baseball cap and went as the documentary Gates Of Heaven. A heavyset fellow with a tiny doll attached to his shirt was Fat Man and Little Boy. Another guy wore a calendar page for May and the cover of a box of Trix cereal. May ... Trix ... enough hints. He was The Matrix. Lai Jing Chu, 15 What can you find in an idiot's brain? Nothing right in the left and nothing left in the right. Jay Ying Chung, 14 A neatly dressed salesman stopped a man in the street and asked: 'Sir, would you like to buy a bottle of this mouthwash for $200.00?' Aghast, the main said: 'Are you nuts? That's robbery!' The salesman seemed hurt and then tried again. 'Sir, since you are a abit irate, I'll sell it to you for half price at $100.00.' Again, the man replies bluntly: 'You must be crazy pal, now go away!' The salesman then reaches into his briefcase and pulls out two brownies and begins munching one of them. He tells the irate guy: 'Sir, please share one of my brownies since I have annoyed you so much.' Unwrapping the brownie, the guy takes a bite; suddenly, the guy spits it out and says: 'Hey! This brownie tastes like **** [scientifically speaking, faeces]!' The salesman replies: 'It is. Wanna buy some mouthwash?' Benji Wang, 15 Harvey was on his first date with a new girl. As they drove along, she turned to him shyly and asked: 'Would you like to see where I was operated on?' Harvey gulped and said: 'Why, I'd love to.' The girl replied: 'Okay. We're passing the hospital now.' Marco Jorge, 15 A little kid asks his father: 'Daddy, is God a man or a woman?' 'Both son, God is both.' After a while the kid comes again and asks: 'Daddy, is God black or white?' 'Both son, both,' he replies. 'Daddy, does Gove love children?' 'Yes, son, he loves all children.' The child returns few minutes later and says: 'Daddy, is Michael Jackson God?'