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Alex Lo

'In future, if I am to appear in court for drink-driving, I should like Mr Edward Chan to represent me, when he can convincingly plead that my performance and driving ability is actually better after drinking. I have total confidence that I will get away scot free.'

Post reader F.K.C. Lee, referring to the Bar Association chairman's defence of lawyers drinking before appearing in court

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'Ho confessed he had flushed the used condom down the toilet.'

Dongguan Public Security Bureau spokesman Li Zelin,  describing the controversial arrest of Legco election hopeful Alex Ho Wai-to  in a mainland hotel room with an alleged prostitute

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'Theft could put U in jail.'

Notices put up in public toilets after hand dryers, steel soap dispensers, tissue holders and toilet fittings went missing  after several thefts



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