'I've heard of four-star tours - this was a two-bullet tour ...You could either get a paying job or a decent spell of prison time'
District Court judge Fergal Sweeney, in sentencing Vietnamese II Nguyen Van Hien, who brought along two bullets to ensure he would serve a longer sentence when caught to earn more money in prison
'I thought I had made many tragedies but whenever they came out, you people always had a good laugh'
Comic Stephen Chiau Sing-chi, when asked by university students if he would try his hand at making movies with a tragic theme
'Long Hair's political philosophy is that all those who have more than he should - by force if necessary - fund his personal vendetta against their success'
Post reader Christopher Gallaga, referring to Marxist legislator Leung Kwok-hung
