Phyllis Lee, 14 A woman decided to host a dinner party to which she invited many friends. Unfortunately, she only had one rice cooker so she had to borrow another from her neighbour. While the rice was being cooked, the borrowed rice cooker broke down. White smoke was pouring out of the cooker. The neighbour saw the smoke and came to the woman's house to scold her. She blamed the woman for putting her neighbour's rice into the cooker, which means, the rice cooker can't cook rice from someone else. Sarah Sandhu, 14 Santa Singh went to watch a movie along with Banta Singh. After the movie, they went to get something to drink. Santa drank Fanta, and Banta drank Coca Cola. Banta turned to Santa and said: 'Oye paaji (man), how was the movie?' And Santa replied: 'Fantastic.' Then Santa asked Banta how he found the movie and Banta replied: 'Cocalistic.' Anthony Law, 15 A guy goes into a bar, orders twenty shots and starts drinking them as fast as he can. The bartender says, 'Dang, why are you drinking so fast?' The guy says, 'You would be drinking just as fast if you had what I have in my pocket.' The bartender says, 'What do you have inside your pocket?' The guy says, '23 cents.' Carmen Kong, 16 A lawyer asks a blonde to play a game. If she can't answer his questions, she has to pay him $5. He'll give her $50 if he can't answer hers. He asks, 'How big is the moon?' Without a word the blonde pays him $5. Her turn: 'What goes up a hill with four legs and down a hill with three?' With no clues, he gives her $50. 'What's the answer?' he asks. Without a word, the blonde gives him $5. Pradeep Kumar Sharma, 15 One morning Alexander woke up and started yelling, 'I'm not going to school.' His mother replied calmly, 'Why?' He said, 'Because the teachers bully me and the students don't like me.' His mother again replied calmly, 'You have to go to school and that's final. I'll give you two good reasons.' Alexander sighed, 'Why ...' His mother replied, 'First, you're 35 years old and second, you're the principal.' Vivek Kirpalani, 15 A teacher in Texas asks her students, 'How many of you are Bush fans?' All put up their hands except for a boy named Johnny. Johnny says, 'I'm not a Bush fan.' His teacher asks, 'Why aren't you a Bush fan?' Johnny replies, 'I'm a Kerry fan because, well, Mom's a Kerry fan, and Dad's also one, so I'm a Kerry fan.' She says, 'What if you're Mom was a moron, and you're Dad was an idiot, what would that make you?' Johnny says, 'That would make me a Bush fan.'