Overheard ...

Overheard at the wedding fair held at the Grand Hyatt last Saturday:

'Babe, do we really need to get Shanghai Tang trinket boxes as wedding favours?'

'But look how gorgeous and heavy it is, and the colours match my third outfit of the evening.'

'What about the other one we saw just now? That was nice - same thing but, like, five times cheaper.'

'Honey, it was plastic.'

'Believe me, people won't care and they can't tell the difference anyway.'