The latest spam epidemic comes from a country in the northern hemisphere better known for sausages and sauerkraut - Germany. Blame Sober.q - a virus whose name smacks of Teutonic logic.
Sober.q is even more warped than the usual dreck. Instead of selling sex or an MBA, it has a new marketing angle: neo-nazism.
Do not bother to enlist Babelfish to decode the diatribes. Take it from me: the general gist is that Hitler was really quite a nice guy and that the world would be a better place if only we had taken on board some of his progressive ideas such as genocide.
Poor Vint Cerf and Tim Berners-Lee. These original masterminds of the Net must be ruing the day it made the leap from top secret military resource to consumer toy.
Now every dimwit fascist stuck in a mid-20th century time warp is free to inflict his or her plan for world domination upon you.
We should have seen it coming since it amounts to just another example of the scourge of the geeks known as 'the revenge effect'.