'Who would chop down 180 trees for a joke?'
University of Hong Kong tree expert Jim Chi-yung, who was puzzled and angered by the felling of 188 trees inside Tai Lam Country Park in an apparently well-planned act of vandalism.
'It will certainly be difficult to swallow - why, this bow tie is so shallow and has no filling. I am sure it is difficult to digest.'
RTHK's political satire Headliner host, Lam Chiu-wing, chewing a piece of bread in the shape of Chief Executive Donald Tsang Yam-kuen's signature bow tie at a launch ceremony.
'Police officers selected to be stationed at Disneyland must not only be fluent in languages, but must have an open and cheerful personality - we don't want to scare off the tourists.'
An officer interviewed on TVB news.