An exclusive interview with Paris ... Yeah, right

The people at luxury magazine Prestige are pretty excited about the June issue. They sent us a note announcing an exclusive interview with Paris Hilton, with the ubiquitous self-promoter on the cover.

Congrats guys, but to be honest, that's a bit like saying you've started a monogamous relationship with a hooker.

Among the article's revelations is that the reality show star has discovered a talent for making music. Hence the bold cover claim 'Paris Rocks'. Yeah, right.

A more fascinating article might be film producer-turned-philanthropist Duncan Jepson's account of helping children in war-torn Afghanistan and a photo spread of PR sisters Shirley Hiranand and Reyna Harilela as Bollywood stars.