Sysan Yu

WE just heard about how three intrepid ATV reporters jumped into a red taxi the other day. ''I know you all,'' the driver remarked. ''You're Morland Sanders . . . and you're Susan Yu.'' Then he turned round to look more closely at the third reporter. ''Andyou . . . you are a jockey,'' he said to a mortified Derek Johnson, who had joined the station in October.