In the beginning was the word, and the word was good. At least, it was if you understood it. If it was in a different language to one you spoke, on the other hand, it would have sounded more like a meaningless grunt.
Learning a foreign language is big business these days. So much so, that it has become the latest online marketing fad.
This morning's offering was from the suspicious-sounding languagelearning@
catdoggphish.com and promised nothing short of heaven after you subscribed to its 10-day course.
'A soft cotton cloud landing and worry falls away. You're in a foreign country now but things don't seem so foreign ... when you speak the language.
'Impress your friends and family,' it said, adding, 'Join the CIA, FBI, and NSA. Use the [name withheld] approach to accomplish your 'mission'.'
Learning a foreign language may well be a commercial pull, but people would be well-advised to stay away from this unfeasible 'offer'.