1. Environmental agency to tackle leftover food waste problem ... schoolmaster-like officers will start telling diners they can't leave the table until they finish everything on the plate. 2. Year of the Pig ... darn, we still keep writing Year of the Dog on correspondence. 3. West Rail offers free rides after train catches fire ... is it just us, or does this sound like an episode of Fear Factor? 4. Critics say Broadcasting Authority's recent rulings are overzealous ... they wanted to censure George Lam (pictured) for singing off-key in that Friendly Hong Kong tourism ad. 5. Donald Tsang officially joins chief executive race ... he's so confident that in the coming debates he's just going to answer all of Alan Leong's questions with 'bite me!'