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From the South China Morning Post this week in: 1997

Two days before the handover, the Post Magazine consulted 'internationally renowned psychic Betty Palko and local fortune teller Kwong Wai-hung' on the fate of some of Hong Kong's movers and shakers. All Palko and Wong had to go on were dates of birth and photos of their subjects, who included then governor Chris Patten, chief executive Tung Chee-hwa, mainland leader Jiang Zemin and chief secretary Anson Chan Fang On-sang.

Lord Patten 'could be the next British prime minister', said Palko, who also predicted Hong Kong's soon-to-be-former governor would 'follow in the footsteps of Benjamin Disraeli and Winston Churchill' in becoming a writer. Kwong was adamant Mr Patten would never be British prime minister: 'He does not have the chin for it.'

Mr Tung was 'not going to be in the hot seat for long', said Palko. 'He is going to say something or do something that will annoy everybody. He has no idea about politics - he is a businessman.' Kwong thought Mr Tung's chin was great and that 'political success is written all over his face'. In Mr Jiang's future, Palko espied 'another man very much linked with him, a right-hand man', but she believed Mr Jiang's future was assured and that a mooted power struggle in Beijing 'seems to be off the agenda for a while'. Kwong thought Mr Jiang 'was blessed with a very good chin, like his predecessors Deng Xiaoping and Mao Zedong '.

Mrs Chan 'positively glows with good fortune and a good aura', said Palko. Mrs Chan 'faces no conflict, just a long, happy life'. Kwong thought Mrs Chan was a dragon and that, therefore, 1997 would be a bad year for her. The only way Mrs Chan could maximise her luck 'would be to leave Hong Kong for a while'.

People's Liberation Army troops were seen in Wan Chai carrying boxes 'about the right size to contain weapons', a news agency had reported. 'Given that PLA troops are supposed to be armed with nothing more serious than their haircuts, this appears serious,' the Post said, in a lighthearted look at the handover hype. The government, 'tired of all the wild speculation', investigated, and found the troops 'were, in fact, members of the orchestra of the People's Liberation Army. But, boy, are they dangerous. One of the boxes carrying a tuba damaged one of the Convention Centre escalators'.

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