London
Where there's muck there's brass. Doing the rounds as a London dustman pays more than doing the rounds as a postman; plumbers always earn more than carpenters.
Most London nightclubs now have a toilet attendant raking in up to GBP100 (HK$1,590) a night in tips, ample compensation for keeping the cubicles clean and punters fresh (albeit reeking of cheap aftershave).
Now London local authorities are sniffing an opportunity: in rubbish and household waste.
With growing concern over global warming, not to mention the GBP3 billion in EU fines looming for councils that dump too much waste in landfills, targets are being set to raise recycling rates and slash collection costs in the process.
The politics of rubbish is becoming just that: rubbish. The setting of targets to cut waste is prompting bizarre, often farcical, remedies and largely unforeseen consequences.