Reviews of new films & DVDs It took less than a year to spoof 300, one of the best movies of 2007, with what is probably the worst spoof movie ever. Meet the Spartans was written by two of the six writers of Scary Movie - Jason Friedberg and Aaron Seltzer - who penned last year's dreadful Epic Movie. The script will have you wishing you had a contact for the Wayans Brothers - at least they come out with an occasional funny line. The whole movie is one long, crude and unfunny joke. While it was a great film, 300 set itself up for ridicule - but most moviegoers are sure to have made better jokes about it than anything in this flop. The Spartan epic is not the only victim of mickey-taking. Others to fall prey to this wretched movie include Ryan Seacrest, the judges from American Idol and America's Next Top Model, Dancing with the Stars, Spider-Man, Ghost Rider, Stomp the Yard and Casino Royale. Predictably, there's a Paris Hilton gag, albeit a baffling one. South Park may parody a lot of things, but they're always far cleverer than this. The one upside to this mess is that Britney Spears and K-Fed get thrown into the pit of death. To ensure your money doesn't follow suit, avoid this movie like the plague.