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Fung shui man gets to grips with stadium

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IT'S all systems go over at So Kon Po now that the new stadium has officially been handed over to Wembley International by the French builders.

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So yesterday came the inevitable visit of the fung shui man, and Wembley's men in residence, managing director Robin Oram, and chief executive Alan Murray (both innocents abroad) were besides themselves with excitement.

But that was only until the fung shui man - who first checked out Murray's office - had cast his pearls of wisdom.

Receiving the advice, Murray went to Oram's office to inform him that the fung shui man had decreed the worst.

''I have been told to change my office immediately,'' spluttered Murray. ''Otherwise, I have been warned, my life is in mortal danger.

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''The advice must be followed, Alan,'' advised Oram gravely before inquiring: ''And what office did he have in mind?'' ''Ahem . . . er . . . actually it was your office, Robin . . . ,'' fumbled Murray.

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