Like the film 'Australia', tourism adverts fail to draw the crowds
Sydney
The music is mysterious, swirling, evocative. Dusk is falling on the Australian Outback. An attractive couple dance barefoot beneath the boab trees: 'He arrived as Mr Lee, assistant finance manager. He departed as Lee Ming.'
Mr Lee and his unnamed love interest are the type of Asian visitors - young, affluent and adventurous - that Tourism Australia is hoping to attract to the sunburnt shores through its glitzy A$40 million (HK$213 million) 'Come Walkabout' campaign, being rolled out in 22 countries.
But the enigmatic commercials, devised to piggyback off the epic movie Australia starring Nicole Kidman and Hugh Jackman, have generated about as much derision as Baz Luhrmann's lumbering, dust-and-jodhpurs fairy tale.
If the tourism industry hoped for a Luhrmann-led revival similar to the mania for New Zealand that followed Peter Jackson's Lord of the Rings trilogy, they have been sorely misled.
Australia has been widely condemned by critics in New York, London and Sydney as the biggest turkey since Waterworld.