Britt now bottom of the list

NEWS has just reached Keeping Posted that still sexy actress Britt Ekland wasn't on the best of behaviour at Planet Hollywood in London the other day.

Apparently she stood atop the Harley-Davidson used by Sylvester Stallone in the movie Rocky, which he donated to the restaurant, and wiggled her bum at the customers. Even worse, she wasn't wearing anything underneath - and she is Swedish not Scottish! Since Ekland's name is on the list of celebrities due to come to Hong Kong for the opening of Planet Hollywood in May, we will be contacting Sly and asking him to withdraw Ekland's invitation immediately.

Canton Road is just not ready for this sort of behaviour - however elegant and shapely the posterior.