Kiss those keyboards goodbye, ladies and gentlemen.The Onion News Network ( www.theonion.com ) has 'broken' a story about a brilliant new Apple laptop that uses a wheel instead of a keyboard - all you have to do is rotate the wheel to hit the letters, presented on the screen, one by one. 'Everything is just a few hundred clicks away'. Just as the iPod's click wheel changed the interface for digital audio players and the iPhone's multitouch screen influenced other smartphones, the MacBook Wheel will no doubt alter future computers. Or perhaps not - this is The Onion, after all. 'Oh,' as Steve Jobs always says to wrap up a presentation, 'and one more thing...' it's a joke.