1. Lawyer in Nina Wang case claims will was only for fung shui ritual ... the evidence suggests fortune-telling - it's telling us both sides will do anything for the HK$100 billion fortune. 2. Move to give all Hong Kong inmates the right to vote ... well, politicians should be elected by a jury of their peers. 3. Local football team accused of match fixing ... it would have been a bigger scandal except fans busy with the Champions League couldn't care less. 4. Chinese University to build new bird nests for school expansion ... and the old nests will be served in the faculty canteen. 5. Citic Pacific bosses resign ... it's too bad they aren't American. Otherwise, they'd get a few billion in a bailout and a fat bonus.'