FRESH on the heels of our story about 'Uncle' Ray Cordeiro planning a mammoth birthday party for his 70th, we now hear of another monster bash. This one concerns writer, broadcaster and show-biz personality Greenstreet Kan, who puts all of us humble hacks to shame with his prolific output. Greenie is famed for knocking off a dozen columns for the Chinese newspapers every day - and before lunch, too! For his natal day, Greenie tells us that he will be taking over an establishment at Western Market to which he has invited 100 girls. But why that exact number? A clue might be had from what he said next: 'Instead of having candles on my birthday cake I am having the girls represent each year of my life'. That figures - although Greenie does look so much younger.