HI. I'm Trey. I appear in the latest of a long and steamy line of pouting publicity shots from Channel V. You know, like the cool one in which Danny McGill was kinda half naked, and the one in which Shadow looked sorta sexy. Well, anyways, this one comes with words, describing my job as veejay on the show we call The Ride. And here they are ... 'A lot of the other music channels out there are just serving up hamburgers and fries which is the only thing on their menus; CHANNEL [V] on the other hand serves up hamburgers and fries as well as sushi, dim-sum, tandoori, felafel ... something on the menu for everyone.' (In case you hadn't guessed from the above, Trey went to the University of London where he studied science).