So. The highly responsible and sensible former pop star Victoria Beckham, aged 39 and three-quarters, has bought a Chinese Shar Pei puppy for her children Brooklyn, 14, Romeo 10, Cruz 8 and toddler Harper. She announced on Twitter that this little bundle of joy would be joining her ecommerce family. The cute wrinkly pup’s name is Barnaby. All say: “Awwwww.”
Let’s start with the obvious reasons why expensive difficult dogs make bad pets for celebrities. Contact with Chinese Shar Peis (literally translated “sandy skin” in Cantonese, also known in Chinese as the “yellow dog of China”) often provokes allergic reaction in pampered children with failed immune systems. This is due to the sandpaper-like hair which can be bristly. Secondly, Barnaby may look cute, but this is a Chinese FIGHTING breed. Would Posh buy an American Pit Bull for her brood? I think not. Same difference. As in fight-other-dogs-to-the-death dog. Due to the discomfort of their wrinkles, inverted eyelashes rubbing on their eyes and other consequences of unscrupulous breeding for cuteness, shar peis are often in pain and therefore snappy around humans. And especially small children and toddlers. Shar peis have a mind of their own, are stubborn and suit experienced dog owners. I know. Juju, the (rescued) one asleep on my feet right now, refuses to come when called – even after 11 years and HK$4,000 of dog training. Does “experienced dog owners” sound like La Beckham and her rocket-scientist swain David? Barnaby may look like a stuffed toy, but he is not. The original reason for breeding in the wrinkles was so that when a shar peis’ canine opponent bit it in the neck folds it could turn around literally inside the own loose skin and bite back.
Opium Wars
It all started around the 1850s, when the Brits sailed up the Pearl River during the Opium Wars with British bulldogs on board and met the locals with their Chinese Shar Peis. The breed originates in Guangdong, specifically Dalek. The Brits challenged the local Cantonese to dog fights, but the amiable shar peis, which were originally non-aggressive guard and herding dogs, refused to fight. So they cross-bred the shar peis with the more aggressive wrinkled bulldogs and the result was the heavily-wrinkled shar pei monsters you see today. Of course American and British dog breeders have had a hand in exaggerating the loose skin since then, making the shar pei look like a joke “towel dog,” as the Chinese say, but that’s the basic story.