Game review: Party Hard – ‘kill’ teens at party next door without leaving your couch
Filled with throwbacks to the ’80s, cheeky asides and gruesome thrills, Party Hardgives players akitchen knife and licence to sneak next door and kill everyone, disposing of the bodies before anyone catches on

Party Hard
Pinokl Games
3.5 stars
We’ve been waiting our whole lives for this game, but we just never realised it. All those years watching ’80s slasher flicks and their sequels – Friday the 13th, Halloween, A Nightmare on Elm Street – wondering where was the appeal, what was the purpose of it all, when the truth was so abundantly clear: we wanted to be the killer. We wanted to know what it was like to slaughter groups of sociable teens in their sexual prime. Party Hard, thank you for satisfying our sociopathic tendencies in a virtual setting.
Before you call the cops, hear me out: it’s all very tongue-in-cheek and the screenshots alone here should ease your worries. Like some bizarre mix of top-down cult favourite Hotline Miami and the stealthy world of the early Hitman games, your sole goal is to sneak into your neighbour’s party and kill everyone.
Simple enough, but you’re appropriately only armed with nothing more than a kitchen knife, slashing guests and disposing of their bodies before any of the non-playing characters catch on.