Adam then gets his hands on Eva’s diary, which she’d bought from a phoney New Age shop and used to record the 77 times she’d forgiven him during the relationship. All that it reveals – through utterly banal arguments – is just what a jerk Adam is: he treats Eva like a maid, despises her father, hates his own, has no career ambition, and can’t stop toying with women.

Having starred in several awful movies produced by Shirley Yung Sau-lan and Patrick Kong Pak-leung, Chau must have thought he’d escaped romantic comedy hell until he realised what an unlikeable role this is. There’s even an M. Night Shyamalan-style touch to Adam, who at one point ponders if he’s the film’s villain; he is, in fact, only an idiot.

77 Heartbreaks, despite its peculiar premise, has nothing interesting to say about contemporary mating mores, although I was surprised – and occasionally amused – by its long line of supporting stars, including Anthony Wong Chau-sang, Kara Wai Ying-hung, Francis Ng Chun-yu and more. The film is too clumsily plotted to deserve them.

77 Heartbreaks opens on June 15

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