I'm always sort of head on a swivel, ears wide open, looking for things to talk about and then you realise having twins, especially a boy and girl, bringing them home from age zero to now nine, there's a lot of observations and there's a lot to talk about.

My favourite part is the way my kids feel about me. I've been sort of toying with this idea that I think the mums, at least in my relationship, the mum needs to be there and be hands on, and if they scrape their knee the first thing they want is mum. They need mum full-time, emotionally and beyond. But dad is more of a guy that they need a really good idea of. They know daddy's making money and providing their lifestyle and keeping them safe by getting them a safe car and a safe house and a safe neighbourhood, so they know while mummy is doing her things hands on, daddy's over here working, too, for them but he's just not there as much as mummy, and then when daddy comes home we're going to throw the ball around. The idea of daddy is much more powerful than the actual day-to-day of daddy. They don't need me there every morning making them breakfast. They need to know that I'm always there as an umbrella that's going to take care of them.

My biggest surprise as a parent is just how these kids are on a trajectory and we're trying to steer this car from the backseat. It's sort of a narcissistic thing to think that we could do that much shaping. My daughter is one personality. My son is a completely different personality. It's not because she got too much attention and he was deprived of attention. They both got the exact same thing: food, diet, whatever, exposure to television. All the nonsense you hear about, you know, they have to listen to classical music when they're in their prenatal whatever. It doesn't amount to a hill of crap. These kids do what they do. They are who they are. You can screw them up, don't get me wrong. You can neglect them and abuse them and deprive them. You can screw a kid up but as far as, 'Oh, you're going to be an attorney' or 'You're going to be a rock drummer' or 'You're going to be a doctor', at least in my experience, they are who they are.

Yeah, I had a crappy childhood in terms of my parents were just, I don't know, I always kind of wonder why they had kids. They just weren't into it. They weren't into the good stuff or the bad stuff. They just weren't into it. I suppose they were depressed most of the time and just didn't feel like leaving the house or doing anything for anybody. I made sure that I wasn't going to make that mistake with my kids, so I get up in the morning and I hug them and I go, 'Hey I'm so glad you're here. Isn't this great? I love being your dad. Isn't this awesome?' My parents were just very laissez-faire so I've overcompensated in that respect and try to be positive and happy.