The Secret Diary of a Pseudo-Model
The super-stealthy HK Magazine satire sleuths were backstage at the Book Fair this week, and discovered this private diary of an anonymous pseudo-model. Some excerpts have been reprinted below.
The super-stealthy HK Magazine satire sleuths were backstage at the Book Fair this week, and discovered this private diary of an anonymous pseudo-model. Some excerpts have been reprinted below.
Dear Diary, I think we should be allowed to host autograph sessions at the Book Fair wearing our bikinis. After all, we should be a good pseudo-role model for young Hong Kong girls—be pretty and then marry a rich guy.
Dear Diary, today I was turned down for an advertising campaign for a new property development because I didn’t look aristocratic or Russian enough for The Splendor of the Brandenburg in Yuen Long.
Dear Diary, I’ve never told anyone this, but my exact cup size fluctuates with the feng shui principles of my current environment.
Dear Diary, it seems like soon Hong Kong will have a minimum wage law. I think that it is needed because my manager wants to price my 3D high-def large-format photobook at HK$300. I think that is a fair trade for 11 hours of cleaning toilets.
Dear Diary, yesterday I had a photo shoot with Donut, but Rainbow spent the entire time on Weibo. Then the Sugabeez came… God, how I loathe the Sugabeez.