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Cougar Avenue

The hunting grounds of the common cougar can be vast, but these hungry middle-aged women are often seen frequenting this little stretch of Hong Kong best-known as Wyndham Street. During sunset, they tend to lounge at the Italian sister bars of Goccia and DiVino. Come dusk, they move onto the streets of the golden cougar triangle of Tivo, Wagyu and newcomer Tonic. At midnight, starving packs or a lone female looking for beef will climb uphill onto steep Old Bailey to Wagyu Lounge, where the delightful kitchen closes late, and where unsuspecting young male quarry await their fate.
The whole stretch of Wyndham Street

Le Jardin

It’s a hanging cougar garden just a few steps up from Rat Alley, ideal for those catamounts who are on the prowl for some luscious, horny Gallic meat. Mating season is every day of the year. Grab a nice cold Hoegaarden and stand away from the jukebox, unless you want the lady pumas to pounce on you like it’s 1999.
10 Wing Wah Lane, Central, 2526-2717

Dragon-i

Those who frequent this trendy hotspot tend to have more spending power, are clad in designer one-pieces, and may even possibly be MILFs who have honed their hunting skills to perfection through decades of cat-and-mouse chase games. Beware: the cougars who prowl here are in a more fierce panther-like mode, as there is tough competition from the graceful gazelle-like Brazilian and Russian models. But on the plus side, prey can normally enjoy limitless free champagne bought by the temptress just before the kill.
The Centrium, 60 Wyndham St., Central, 3110-1222

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