The Show Flat Experience: A Completely True Story

Excuse me! You look like someone who knows a good deal when he sees one. And I’ve got a deal for you.

I’m sorry. I’m just in line at the McDonald’s.

This is the IFC McDonald’s, so I know you are a classy fellow. This way.

This is a show flat? I’m not really in the market.

But this is La Gauche on the Kai Tak Riviera! Surely you’ve seen the glossy ad campaign.

Of course! Like everyone else, I’m a regular reader of Gafencu men’s luxury magazine.