The Crassest of Crass
Some of the most absurd trappings of the past five years.

Marie Antoinette Christian Louboutins
These museum-worthy shoes are inspired by the famously decadent French queen. There are only 36 pairs in the world, 10 of which can be bought in Hong Kong’s Christian Louboutin boutique at 7 On Lan St., Central.
Price tag: $47,250
Burberry Dog Accessories
If the pooch’s birthday suit doesn’t match your own designer threads, then pick up an “Inspector Gadget”-style trenchcoat and matching food bowl.
Price tag: $2,350 (trenchcoat), $750 (bowl)
Solid Silver Castle
When Disney fever was still in full swing, this was one of the most opulent merchandizing tie-ins around. A solid silver Sleeping Beauty castle from jewelers Chow Sang Sang weighed 4kg and featured 264 diamonds weighing 7 carats in total. What’s wrong with a Goofy hat?
Price tag: $1.38 million