You Are Cordially Invited...
On the very special occasion of large men in short shorts wrestling each other upon the grass,
Hong Kong warmly requests the pleasure of your company at a celebration of sporting prowess, organized debauchery and silly hats:
The Hong Kong Rugby Sevens
Beginning Friday, March 26th, Two Thousand and Ten, at four-thirty in the PM
And finishing Monday, March 29th, at six-forty in the AM, in a nearby gutter.
The event is strictly invitation-only, with a portion of the evening dedicated to genteel party games,
such as Show ‘Em if you Gots ‘Em, Stand Up If You Hate The French, and The Longest Beer Bong Pull.
Luncheon will be served promptly when you suddenly remember that you haven’t eaten
since you had that kebab in Wan Chai the previous Eve. Kindly indicate your preference:
Cold, greasy pizza dropped on the floor (HK$105)
Cold, greasy corn dog dropped on the floor (HK$89)
Dress code: Gentlemen, kindly note that polyester superhero capes should fall to below the knee,
whilst rainbow-colored afro wigs should reach no more than three imperial feet (90cm) in circumference. Ladies, please, strictly no panties.
Complimentary vomit bags will be provided.
Kindly R.S.V.P with a crossed check of HK$25,000 per day.
