The Begging Bargainer A new yoga school has opened in town. It’s time to plead with your significant other to stump up the costly membership fees. The Bent Pin Reach back as far as you can and key your Personal Identification Number into the ATM. Then, clean out your savings account and buy a lifetime membership to the school, as recommended by the taut, lithe salesgirl. The Battleaxe Use your front-facing arm to slide a crossed check over the countertop, while using your back arm to face-palm tai-tais trying to push in front. Hurry, this introductory offer ends soon! The Cash Flow Stretch toward your broker, whom you need to cash out your shares ASAP. Attract his attention by reaching your arm right into the air and waving around frantically. The “Screw Me” Reach This pose offers easier access to your wallet, which is located in the back pocket of your yoga pants. The Reverse-Change Drop As you reach your legs heavenwards, loose chains falls from your pockets, to be swiftly scooped up by the instructor. The Defiant Sulk Once you discover your yoga school has closed down and taken your money with it, you can take up this position outside the door of the studio and refuse to move until justice has been served. The Cleaned-Out Customer Reach forward, place your head on your knees, and beg the Consumer Council to get your money back.